Poof

Ya boy is wilding.
Last night, I went to Serena Lounge and almost had to punch an erratic dancer in the face. Homeboy was dancing so wildly (by himself) that his blackberry lookin device fell off and he had no clue. Then he steps on my foot after squeezing in to a spot where no one dancing could fit. So I stops watching, “The Last Dragon” (which was playing on the tv)and drops my hands like “yo, what de fuk ?” homeboy apologizes mad quickly. I hate when folks are not drunk and do drunk shit. And I did say erratic at the beginning of this paragraph.
Anyway we bounce from there and see the lightskin brigade outside of Via as we are trying to recruit for Happy Valley later in the night. I get like 3 hugs out of the 5, 6 of them cuz I had bones to pick. They were on their way home and it had started raining. So they had little extra time allotted for me/us.
Walks in Via wit my reebok black kicks on that look like expensive shoes (I was told). Everyone looks like they waiting on a show. I walks around, diddy bop say my hellos. Come to find out there was to be a fashion show. Everything taking mad long and we trying to get into Happy Valley for free so we decide to bounce on this lil funny bootleg fashion show. But before we even move Derek Jeter walks up in the spot. I offer him a whatup and he mumbles sumthin and gives out a head nod. I’m realizing that Im icegrillin him. I quickly realize why. It was because of his performance in the 2000 Subway Series. He cost my mets a championship. I kept lookin over to him to see how much time it would take for me to choke him out for revenge. Its mad funny cuz homie looked like a tall ass dude when he was chillin wit his lil mans and some real regular broads.
Anyway
We get online and I see my 06booboowhodon’tknowityet with her peoples I decide to let her enter the spot before I go up and say hi. (She aint see me, as I laid in the cut) It was a very humid night might I add. So we call up the squad and they all claim to be on their way. On this evening the squad included 4, 5 girlies and 1 dude. And we had my mans N,I on the way good footing it. So we gets up in de spot for the free and I makes my way over and I get greeted like I found someone’s wallet. I got the jump up hug complete with “how u beens?’ Im so super happy I looks like a dude dat just found out that my piss is worth money. I literally believe I was cheesing and I was tryin not to. It was crazy. She introduces me to all 3 of her friends. I introduce her to my 2 dudes. One of my dudes and her gals realize that they know each other. Quite a scene considering our total group was 50% of the inhabitants in the club at that moment.
Feeling quite like a G at that moment. Then our squad of 4 girls and one guy gets there and we looking more like Gz cuz we about 20% of the club. I was soo hyped and rejuvenated. I then sees my dude BS from St Al’s. BS was the dude from Summer camp where we were cool but always had an inner competition of who was the better ball player. BS is a year older than me and his game was a bit better on the overall at that point. My jumper and passing was better back then but everything else, he probably was better. Anyway we all reminisce on the old days of being pre teens in camp.
But we get back to the broads.
DJ is kinda bullshittin but not enuff to have folks complaining but he aint put on the deep rooted, south ‘do a dance move songs’ ie young dro, franchise boys, young joc, young Michael mcdonald)… so we all chat it up and then all of a sudden I heard L and MSG is in the building. Im like oh word this can either be really good or really bad. Turned out it was a good look everyone was actin right. then all of a sudden my06booboowhodon’tknowityet turns and says she is about to be out. And quickly leaves after administering a rushed hug. That shit hurt my heart. It went from feeling like Xmas morning to ya house getting robbed while u on vacation.
I got mad and left after taking a bout 5 pictures and getting yelled at by a lady.
I really think I got on the home in 20 minutes from 27th street. My JahLahP still knows how to get it done I tell you.
This weekend is crucial. I will fill you in on Tuesday probably.

Time waits for no man: young or old

Got stuck in traffic for literally 2 hours on Friday made me miss free entry to Eugene’s and it was pouring rain so instead of getting to the spot at 645pm I got there at 930 and mind you I wound up paying mad loot for entry and then we get in and the party is cool but mad empty like 50% full. Sigh

All my energy was gone. I had very little motivation and then my homie tell me that we basically gotta ditch a broad so he can leave with some other broads. So that meant me leaving the spot after 90 minutes and payin 20 bones.

Sigh

So we all leave with some st lucia broads dat look mad ‘dominicans that love reggae’ like. Whatever I was tired and had to drop my buddy back to her aunt’s cribO in kingdom come.

I was home by 2am and happy for it. Thrusday was kinda nuts and I was still fatigued from that day as well as the traffic I sat in earlier on Friday.

It was funny though cuz the dude dat gave me issues to get in last week gave me a pound and wanted to chit chat.

I might go to beantown this weekend. I have to find the chinabus peoples now just in case I go. Mad birds can get killed with this trip. Maybe I will take a day off on Monday???

Also, JahLahP’s days are numbered because of cosmetic issues. More to come on that topic later.

Saturday I went to gym...played in like 3 halfcourt 4 on 4s. won 2. i was still mad. Played in a full. we shoulda won but we lost because we have internationally do do boy on our team. left gym around 5 then went home and showered up and went to 233rd Cuzo's crib and basically chilled wit some folks at his BBQ til 1 then made me a plate then went home but wiat. i forgot to tell you. cuzo live right next door to a 75-85 year old dude so at 11pm old dude came out to complain about the volume level of the music which was kinda loud, but mad quiet if you consider it is 233rd in the Bronx and a Saturday night in the Summer.

so i goes inside and halves the volume and turns some speakers around. I chills then 35 minutes later i see folks huddling up and beginning to leave. Turns out old man came back out to complain (again) and the dude passes out on the curb.

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hahahahahaahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a hha ha h ha a

ok. it might not be funny, but it was at the moment.

Sunday I woke up and immediately threw my left contact down the drain. literally. i did that dumb shit. i woke up hype to go outside and play ball and that what happened. this is why i dont do drugs. i am clumsy enough regualr. i was going through my brush teeth wash mode and tried to skip some steps and bloop. one less contact. and my ass aint realize it until 6,7 Mississippis after I did it. Therefore, it was long gone since the water was running.

To top it off, I played my worst games in a while outside and on the worst team ever and loss all the games I played in.

great.

and i tried to watch bootleg Lil Man 3 times and all 3 times it stopped about 2/3s through the movie. so now i gotta hoodwink a hoe to take me to finish the flick im guessing....

one yourself

Pudding pops

Oh yeah last Saturday I spent most of my Saturday on a futon in bk. I slept for mad long cuz I was dead tired from the previous days’ events.

However, Last night was nuts. Went to via from 7-11. ran into many drunk dames down there.i confessed my love for roughly 5 of them. At 11 we went to Happy Valley with some lovely broads. I walks in and sees homie from de block and says whatup to him . K.I.M. I also peep Tishiepoo, say whatup to her. Keeps it moving. I see big lil mahmuh from KonnKoll. I then see a 13yr old boy pass by me. I look, blink like 40 times, then shakes the realization out of my consciousness.
Why 5 minutes later the kid gets up on stage and rhymes for 2 songs worth of my life time? Actually homeboy was pretty damn good. I passively applaud his efforts in retrospect. He had a drunk crowd not booing.
I heard mad songs(R&B) I had not heard before Cassie, and I think Joe was played as well. Good job DJ Will I miss the days of going somewhere and hearing a tune you never heard before. It makes me feel good, especially when the ditty is a good lil number.
Anyway I need to wrap this one up quickly cuz I needs to bounce. I was kissed on the dance floor twice, I think , and I zerberted a titty.
Twice.
I think
Good day
May the force be with you.

looka here

Damn you guys. Im lazy. This blog thing is like a part time job. Last weekend was interesting but I was too lazy to type out what made it pop.

Oh well. I went to Serena lounge after the gym on Thursday for metro sexual mike’s bday. By the time we got there it was mad late. Then we meandered over to via and we were late to that so it was not as cool as it shoulda been.
Went to work the next day then hustled down to Eugene’es for the free before 7pm afterwork shit. I got down there @640 and parked like5 blocks away.traffic plus parking rules caused that. I gets to the door with 5 minutes to spare. But before that, a lil dark brown dame pulls up to me and looks me in my face for mad long like yo…whats your name?’ I look around cuz I swear every new person on earth is a potential nemesis and I answer mas. She is clearly not satisfied and asks where U from? ‘The Bronx. Mah. Where u from?’ at this point her slightly less drunk friend comes over and apologizes for her loose friend. I say it is no problem at all. So right before the dame departs she virtually yells, “so…like what…um u into threesomes?” The whole street turned looked at me and laughed I was speechless as her slightly less drunk friend dragged her ass in the club. So after this exchange, u already know ya boy is hype. I gets to the front and some far away promoter man says he cannot let me in with sneakers. Mind you im at Eugene’s. For those of you who do not know Eugene’s is every states hood spot where during the club hours u can get in wit t-shirts sneakers and jerseys. SO as u already know, im upset not simply because of the dress code but the lack of cautionary information on the flyer . The email flyer never once mentioned a dress code at all and being that it was an afterwork event, I assumed there was no dress code, especially because of the spot and it was a Friday!

So I goes back to the whip 5 blocks away because I had a collared shirt and shoes there (uncomfy shoes). We gets in the spot Ainos is there with her peoples, Lewi is there as well. I sees the 3some broad inside and I smile at her and she comes over again. Mind you this is right after she was all up in some dude face for mad long. She does not recognize me and starts to rub my hair. We converse. she still does not claim to recognize me and I fall back. Later I sees this broad tonguing down some kissrapist. I laugh hysterically.Literally like 4 minutes after tonguing down the dude, she comes over to me trying to ‘wine up on me’. Im like ‘dude!’. Im in a no win situation. If I let this drunk hoe wine up on me , im gonna look like a sloppy seconds rapist to onlookers. If I nudge her off me, I shall look like a fool for being actively disinterested in a drunk broad. SO I basically stood there grabbing her waist but refusing her overtures to molest while dancing. I still don’t know what Gsus would do.
Why later on I saw a 5th grade ex classmate dancing as one of the night’s entertainers who were dancing on furniture above the crowd. Crazy. Stayed in de spot til 3 then went around the corner to 40 40 and caught up with folks over there til like 4 and was dead tired and dropped all these non whippers home.
Im tired
And im going back to eugene’s in 3 hours. Wow

we have a special guest posting today by Loe H.
Enjoy:

so you saw an old school mate this week, huh. hahahha applause.
I swear--why is there not an organization that speaks out against whack beeotches in the adult entertainment arena. Dudes go there for entertainment, not to get soft and possibly question their own manhoo: "I know she's naked; but I want her to go away!" That's how I felt at KRUSTIES up in CT. I gave that nasty ass-use-to-be-a-man-singh-singh heffa a dollar to please stay the fuck away. No one wants to go to a bad doctor or dentist, Never will you visit an epileptic barber. So why do establishment peresist withthe nasty ass hoes on stage. I'm sure seeing nasties on stage keep the good hoes away.
We need a nonprofit group to lobby in favore of str8 dime bitches. we need to not lower our expectations, You should be able to walk into Eugene's and not distinguish whack hoes--not out right, at least. any ways,

gots2go

My computer has been down all fukkin morning(Wednesday!!). Electricians was in here wildin and I think they broke my phone cord on Monday and made no attempt to replace it. I don’t use the phone but like once a day at work so I am not really missing it at this point. The internet has not been working in here since 8:15 (or so I heard my ass aint walk in this office til 1030am). All the work I do is based on the internet.
So very frustrating because 85% of my downtime is spent on the internet.
Grrrrrrrrrr.!
I just looked up and over at my officemate. He was sleep. We were both sleep at the same time for like 4,5 minutes. Ahahah. He is still sleep as I wrote the individual comment.
My comp’s internet just got fixed! It is after3 pm on Friday.
Im tight right now.
Im out
This weekend is gonna be sumthin.

ill financials

Damn yo.
I need to start liftin again. Getting out of the shower today was a very wack experience. Especially since I have not been playin ball/ running as much as I would like to….get on some prison fitness and do some dips in de kitchen on the counter and pushups and use them dumbbells I got. But I been syain that for 5, 6 years now…we shall see whatup…I betta get right though.. cuzas at least 65% of the girls from facebook tell me 'it is 2006. u can get a girl now' …in response i say, 'I know bitches…I know…'

Yesterday, while at work, I finally ordered the Motorola Razr. I extended my contract with t mobile for 2 years….i had been out of my contract since 02. I have been a monthly prepaid dude for 4 plus years. Within those four years I have been using the same rate for the last 36 months or so… Ahaha. I assumed I would have to change my rate plan if I got a contract. Whoops! Oh well im back on the scene, phone should be here by Monday. And I gots de Bluetooth package. I gotta remember to mail dat rebate joint….and my sallie mae jumpoffs…im a year ahead of schedule but really im not cuz I delayed payments on the principle and jus paid the interest the frist 11,12 months I was paying it back. Now I been sending in 2 checks at a time( cuz I got like 250 more checks with my addres and I don’t plan on being located her for that long… shucks..i write 4,5 checks a month, ya dig?!
& stamps are half a load of laundry,
almost!)

Welcome back Mys!

Last Friday, as I was preparing to go get my shape up for my travel to Ct I heard the homie Mys on the radio with Ed Lover on power 105.1. Mys is a neighborhood success/tragic/? story. He was rappin and as soon as he started to get recognition and get things poppin, some old trouble came back to haunt him and he got sent up for roughly 5,6,7 years. He was all over the Violator compilation album and he was the Problem Child before 50 cent decided to use that moniker. He was the original Wanna Blow artist before Jae Millz came out and got it goin strong. He was on 2 tracks of Mase’s sophomore effort, Double Up. He lit the world up with the following on the Ruff Ryders volume 2 album:
Its Mysonne/ Lefty, gun up in the right palm/ poppin kneeguhz in they sleep so they die calm/ kill or be killed/ that the shit that Im on/ Desperado style bustin at them side arm/..

Me and him are not peoples, not friends. We are a little different in age but I respected him on some big homie, lil homie stuff. and i assume vice versa. While he was locked up, I found out he was real close to a good friend of mine and her brothers.
Let me tell 2 stories really quickly, I was about 17,18 and went up the block with my dudes to the Chinese food spot and we roll in 3,4,5 deep and place our orders. There was a set of 2 girls and a super light skinned dude I recognized from the summer baseball league I was in. but me being me, I aint acknowledge the kid cuz I was one of 3,4 black dudes in the whole summer league and I aint acknowledge the kid in the league so it was nooo way I was gonna acknowledge him in the hood. Then (and still now) My mindstate was I got enuff dudes. Get outta here unless u got references and cats vouch for u... anyway back to the story... Mys said sumthin to one of the broads and she tried to act extra fly… homie D was like 'do u know who u talking to?' And she flipped like 'I dunno and don’t care '. so Mys starts laffin and starts snappin on the girl and she was still extra hype and her peoples had to escort her out the spot. I was laffin like this dumb tall lightskin dude betta keep his mouth shut cuz my dudes woulda ate him up and he woulda had to deal with me laffin at him at each and every game I saw him at. Cuz then I woulda acknowledged his presence, u know…. for the good of mankind.’

The second story happened maybe a year or 2 before the first account. On Sundays for the last ten years or so the older cats been playing ball from 1230p-4, 5p (depending on the run) well I had next and Mys asked if he could run so I was like yeah. He told me he would be back cuz he gotta change. So he takes his sweet time to get back outside and by the time he gets back I already had picked up a replacement. So he is dumb tight. U could tell he knew he took a while but he was still tight(in retrospect I think he got held up with some family shit when he got upstairs) cuz he flipped. He started digging in the garbages like ‘yo if Im not gonna play nobody gonna play’. He proceeds to break like 8, 9 bottles of 40s mad slowly and he actually started laughing and everyone was like huh and a few wild dudes started bustin out laffin mad hard. (Why there were soo many bottles of 40s in one garbage can, I still do not understand) anyway now that I am roughly the age he was , I definitely understand the angst and the plight of being a lil older wit stuff to do and jus wnatin an iopportunity to have some , good , clean fun and release some stress thru and a hobby and havin to straight act up when ya release is takin away from you.

Ahah oh well.

Well it is just really good to see/ hear the homie back out in the world moving and shaking and speaking so positively.
Hold ya head Mys. Welcome back

will . i . am.

Why are folks hating on Willie Randolph so much? He has found a definitive niche for all of his players whether they like it or not… they all get the opportunity to play on a regular basis.

Jose Valentin has been a pleasant surprise and a consistent contributor both offensively as well as defensively to take a stranglehold on the previously unsettled second baseman spot(sorry Anderson Hernandez). in June & July after being total ass cheeks in April and May.

Julio Franco has been doing the job as pinch hitter and every once in a blue moon first baseman. And a great job as team guru/ spiritual leader/player coach.

Chris Woodward is still struggling to get hot since he does not play too often, however he has had a good attitude in knowing he will be needed at some point this season and not pouting.

Endy has been the best 4th outfielder by far in the Major Leagues this year. Don’t be surprised if he gets to 400 plate appearances this year.

Seems like we might have found another good reliever out of the clear blue sky with Henry Owens.

Darren Oliver is having his best year of his life. Let us hope it continues but odds are it wont.

I feel like most of the moves that Willie has made:

giving the players the freedom to play out the uncertainty(i.e. second base, bullpen and 4,5 spots in rotation.),

Leaving Beltran in the 3 spot while 98.75% of the world thought it made sense to have Beltran hit 2nd because of his speed.

Making it clear that Lo Duca is a team leader, if not, the team leader (i.e. when he batted him DH in those last 4,5 games in the AL parks during interleague play) and by batting him 2nd makes the lineup way more potent because of his penchant to move guys over and get clutch hits.

Making sure we have 3 lefties in our bullpen.

Maintaining a consistent stance on his bullpen by cementing Heilman as a short reliever, while 90% of the rest of the world thought he should get a chance to start when Zambrano went down.

I know we feel like Willie’s has made some mistakes but shit, who has not.

The biggest mistakes that loom are really another man’s shortcomings(Senor Wagner’s).

So all in all…..great job Willie Randolph!! u gets love from me, even though you are from Brooklyn……

sportsnewsjuly6th

Knicks roster looks like this:
Maurice Taylor, Steve Francis, Jamal Crawford, Nate Robinson, Eddy Curry, Stephon Marbury, Jalen Rose, Channing Frye, David Lee, Mardy Collins, Renaldo Balkman,
Jerome James, Jackie Butler, Quentin Richardson, Malik Rose, Qyntel Woods
Wow.
Best trade bait is Crawford, Frye, Lee in that order (not including contracts that are about to be finished out this year.
Someone needs to give out free motorcycles to these players and let that roster figure itself out.

The Jazz are making moves. They are now 10 quality players deep because they just picked up Derek Fisher.

The state of the pitching in the Mets farm system is scaring me. Jose Lima is back in the big leagues, again. He did not throw strikes the first time…whats really really? Don’t throw strikes and u can get recalled? Ill.

Alex Rodriguez is wak. He stay talking. How about he give one word answers for a year and just shut up? He will never get over how Jeter pimps the game night in and night out, and gets mad broads and did not do the dumb move and get married mad young for no good reason besides he thought he was grown. Just to let you all know Yankees are gonna finish in third place in the AL east around the 84 win mark for the year.
Im out for now.

independence day06

On Tuesday July 4th what happened….um I woke up like 2pm. I was out late doing a bunch of nutin and came home and began messin with the computer…and went to sleep after 6 for sure. Anyways, Family Bar B Q was on tap but I had no clue what time it started I gets down to Harlem at like 4, see the usual suspects and all de Brina babies. young wun was busy spittin all over the place and wiping it on my clothes. Great times. I had to move a bunch of stuff indoors when it started to piss on us. At that point I knew it was time to go. Half the crew was there and I had another BX bar B Q to hit up.
So I gave my departure speech and I bounced.
I stopped by Key Food and bought Gatorade (10 for $10) and copped 6 Tropicanas for the Bar B. I see CuzNCeasar as I am parking in his old spot. I walks in the spot to see the dudes and the dudettes of most the dudes plus another joint that says ‘I remember him’ as soon as I walks in. She immediately flashes back to the night we met and kicked it for a lil minute. I agreed on the details…She has a good memory because that night was in 2003, maybe earrrly 2004. I sit down and chat up the girlies for a lil while. Italy wins the world cup semifinal with 2 goals in OT.
Someone cracks open the mac and cheese and I go for it. The grill gets going after about an hour of technicalish difficulties. Almost immediately, we got Turkey dogs and turkey burgers. TreeC’sLove&Basketball gets there so we all grubbin and laughing because mad folks are late and we are eating their food. So me and TL, L decides to beat up on our foes which includes Cam Jansen and her talkative but not in an annoying way ass and the Crusader. They are disposed of rather quickly. (At some point I got complimented on my skin and a cosigner jumped in. that threw me off a bit.)We bid very well, if I should say so myself. Rookie of the year 98’ came thru with his lovely and 2 friends one which was extremely sexy in her own right. They were getting their butts whipped in Spades as well until it was time to get DrunkJRed to give a blessing of the food that shouted out ‘those of us who have been incarcerated recently.’
Thankfully there were a lot of light skinned broads there, so there was plenty of food to go around. In all, I had a diesel turkey snawsuage, 2/3s of a turkey burger, a piece of chicken and like 3 servings of mac and cheese. Good intake I must admit.
I left @ like 1015 cuz I was fatigued from the previous days and I knew I had to iron up clothing for the work week. Sike! Really I left cuz dat damn construction in the hood is killin us cats with parking spaces.

pre july 4th weekend festivities

On Friday, stunk it up in bowling …I was the only person out of 9 who did not get a strike within 3 games. I think my hands were not created to bowl…It was fun though. I had a good time with my fake arch nemesis and semi flirting with the waitressgirl. I think she found my shoulder section sexy. Did I mention that this place was in Queens and I was able to get home within 13 minutes of me stepping into my JahLahP?

On Saturday, got to the gym wit Obal to find the worse quality game of full court grown men could muster. I played some half court games for about 90 minutes then broke out to go home and shower up and get ready for these Bar B Qs. It took me extremely long to make it back down to dipsetpurplecitybirdgang land. I parked and strolled thru the park to the destination I saw roughly 4,5 people I knew and proceeded to post up on the gate and make phone calls to all the dudes I knew in Harlem. All of them had stories about why they could not come thru. Regardless of who or what, they soft. Camille Delicious came thru later and I gave him the scouting report on as many things as I could. Among the madness, I spotted, and consequently, chatted up Sister Act 2:YellO. I G’d her up on behalf of my dude and took her number and gave her his. No one can ever call me selfish, although this situation could work out for me as well in the long run…I will let u all know if it does.

So near the end Bar B Q. / picnic, Vida M comes thru with two lovelies. One I already knew from last summer and kept up wit her via facebook. The other was an out of towner; she was a timid looking friend. So the bar B was slowing down and folks were packing up and such so me, VidaM Camille Delicious all said our goodbyes and me and Vida M walked the lovelies to they crib. We go upstairs, meets the family, and I get on the horn for Bar BQ in queens. I was told I could bring anyone I want as long as we get there before 11pm. The lovelies wanted to roll (which quiet as kept, made my day worth living).

So me, Vida M and the 2 lovelies make our way on the Grand Central to Hillside and go to the happiest place on earth (family edition), Haitian Hill. Word on the street was that we missed West Nile by a few minutes and we caught up with mad amounts of folks. I ate seaweed with rice and Paty ate my crab. Therefore, I was dumb hungry as the peoples drank…and drank….I got slightly nervous about the drive home because I saw the effects of drunkenness in everyone that was drinking. Anyway a lot of flirting occurred in between time with just about everyone over age 22 winking at everyone of the opposite sex. It was quite a sight to behold. Anyway, I got my foot stepped on which meant it was time to take the drunks up out the crib. The rest of the Saturday story is kinda top secret but no one should go to jail or become a parent as a result….I think.

Sunday I wakes up and goes down to the gym again to play ball. This time it was a much better look. I can hardly remember what happened but I know it was better than Saturday’s run. I goes back home so I can shower up and get ready to hit my cousin in Queens’ BBQ which started at 2pm. I left the gym @315 or so. Eventually I gets out to queens around 6, I sees the folks and keeps it moving. I played wit the toddlers and conversed with the teens and fell asleep watching catwoman. At that point I heard raindrops and the earth jiggled I thought. So I bounced en route for the crib so I can shower up and iron up something for the shin diggery at Strata. I whip it thru Queens to the throgs neck Bridge and wash my buttocks. I gets down to the spot with 20 minutes to spare (after 11 it was not gonna be free) I see the cheese line as I went to park. I sighed. I see the rookie of the year 98’ and skip roughly 2/3s of the line wit Haitian Hill co stars. 2 minutes after PurpleCity and her 2 peoples skips into line wit me. 1 minute after they do, WigsRUs come thru looking great as usual. So in 5 minutes roughly10 people have come and skipped in the same section of the line. I laugh. And eat well. And grow strong. Anyway I walks in and after getting checked I speed past the evil doorbroads cuz they stay wantin me to pay when im like 93 seconds past the deadline. I walk around for a half hour saying hello to folks and seeing whats up.

So an hour goes by and I sense something is wrong with de party vibe in my veins. I dunno what exactly it is but I know something is funny. Lately I have been going to parties with mindsets. Either Imma go chill, go try to wile out, or finally, try to envision who I shall like to see and chat them up with pre-pondered questions and phrases. Something happens and I go chill in the WigsRUs section and immediately my mood picks up and Senor turntables is getting it poppin. Email LeighD come over like ‘dance wit me?’ and I said ‘sure will’. She throw her lil butt on my mad lovely (FYI, I love southern girls and how they always dance like they want u to love them for many days after u depart each other’s company) for about 4,5 songs. I was hype cuz her lil self had my knees tested and they passed with flying colors. Then I peep PurpleCity come over and get her one, two poppin wit me with her choreographed ass moves. We dance for like 5,6 songs. I am feeling good. My swag is official. Now I’m LL Cool Jing the broads, stomping my feet, lickin my lips and pulling on my own clothes. I diddy bopped with royalty for a lil minute, then went to do a lap. I wanted to look for assorted broads that I assumed would be there including the 2 lovelies from Saturday. As I am making my way I get beckoned and pulled by the time I realize who it was/is I sense I am kinda out of it and needed water. I see who it is finally (my eyes took forever to adjust to the damn lack of light in the area).It is my undercover, she kindaknowitbutnotofficiallyfrommymouth boo boo/crush ! I damn near jump up and give myself a high five. Im like cheesing and dumb excited but foolishly dehydrated so after we chat it up for like 3,4 minutes I ask her if she gonna be around cuz I could not keep talking to her in that state. I was either gonna die or pass out. She said yeah so I go get a 4 dolla tap water in a special H2O container and slowly make my way back over to her section. I look around and do not see her or her peoples I almost sat down on the floor and cried it was around 245 @ dat point so it was possible that her and de peoples left to go home. My heart was broken. Im like ‘ dats what u get for needing water’?!’ I do an about face and walk back to the group meeting point and meander around there for a while as I got my life figured out. I diddybop with PurpleCity some more and slide over to a few other dames to make my presence felt. I go to do another lap and guess what I see? I see my undercover, she kindaknowitbutnotofficiallyfrommymouth boo boo/crush and her peoples back in the same spot they were in before. I wanted to jump up and do a spinaround into a split (all in one move) and pump my fist like Richard Hamilton did after Jordan made the game winner.

Mind u it is the theme song hour cuz Biggie’s ‘one more chance’ is on…so I get my two step in gear and diddybop over to lil mahmuh so she can see me approach her. I almost thought about the high school jak move approach when u jump on a gal back and put her in a headlock til she realize she must dance wit u…but I refrained from that….for’ it did not seem appropriate for the situation. To my delight she grabbed my hand in one motion and we started to two step it out. I was dumb, stupid nervous cuz I aint wanna stare all in her face, but did not wanna stare off into the crowd either. I dunno what happened but we danced and talked simultaneously about random issues like the drunkenness of Obal (he came by in round one and I introduced him to her and it quickly became apparent that he was a bit tipsy of sorts), and his current whereabouts. Strangely he popped up within 45 seconds of us talking about him, which gave us a good opportunity to take a break. She went and conversed with her friends and I checked my face for overt evil blemishes… She came back and we was dancing some more with lil kim nasty ass talking bout ‘throwin lips to….’ And I tried to use all my senses to see if I could hear someone else besides Kimberly Jones, rappin this verse…….and?...

... I think I did.

She told me to hold on cuz she had to go play cupid for a minute. I laughed and looked out the corner of my eye to see how the situation was gonna play out. She was talking to some dude and then seconds later I see a friend of hers dancing up on the dude mad happily. I laughed as they took pictures of the girl and her new friend and the rest rejoiced as they took pictures… undercover, she kindaknowitbutnotofficiallyfrommymouth boo boo/crush grabbed me and said they were about to leave as soon as cupid’s work is done dancing. Throughout the night I gathered that she had class the next day, then leaves to go away for half a month on Sunday. As she said bye she said we should set up dates to practice that ‘salsa’ (for those of u just tuning in, I threw that (her givin me salsa lessons) out there about 8,9 weeks ago to see how she felt about me and got a polite laff from it) I told her ok so when she gets back from her travels we shall get up and she agreed. As she and her peoples got together to get ready to leave I took a step back and put on my sunglasses and did a touchdown dance in my head and to mask my hypeness, I jumped up and started feeling the music mad much, like Dwiizee do.

I said bye and walked off into the group meeting point and sat and rejoiced in my lil boy happiness. Way to be a trooper and read this long as shit…..im out til tomorrow. I promise another post shall be placed within the next 24 hours….maybe even 2….