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What in de hell is up with Rasheed Wallace?
this dude is as offensively talented as Tim Duncan, if not even more so, because of his range. he plays great defense wheneverhe feels like it. he is the x factor that is causing the pistons to implode faster than the Heat expected. I used to believe that rasheed was this great teammate who took out his frustrations solely on the referees and never getting too upset with his teammates and never really flagrantly fouling the heck out of an opposing player when he got frustrated enough to do so. But now…I dunno what to think about dude. After each and every call by the ref, he complains ….look at his 6th foul on Monday when he karate chopped dude. He tossed his hand at the ref like the ref made some sort of booboo. ‘Damn Sheedie, u slippin…’..I am truly disappointed in his lack of aggressiveness offensively and his settling for jump shots when he can create such matchup problems for any team he goes up against. Especially the Heat…………Maybe it is time for de full Rodman act and moonlight in the WWE… as a dude named ‘patches’

For the record, so all of you know where I stand on the issue: middle finger to roger Clemens. He is a liar and an opportunistic in the most negative sense of the word.

Is it me or do u all feel that Lastings milledge will not take Mr. Floyd’s spot but Nady’s instead? Cuz if this kid is half as good as his cross is big…he will take over the DL’d Nady’s spot with alacrity.

If I hear one more person say ‘‘im juggernaut bitch’’ I will ‘pull out my nature and water their shoes.’

steph wants to die a knick?

-I just saw the backcover of the post saying that Starbury wants to die a knick. should his new moniker be Starburied? i havenot read the article yet, but my general feeling is that Stephon might be the best basketball player with one of the lowest social skill sets ever known to man.

-I am getting annoyed by the amount of stories written in the newspaper about the life of one high school baseball player in the Bronx. There are way too many good, as well as deserving ball players in high school with noteworthy stories besides this kid. he has not done anything to warrant this intense media srutiny and I hope it all levels out soon.

-I hate fat girls...( more on this later)

- I love the fact that the Mets are winning a lot these days but i dont like all these last minute comebacks...it makes my bloodpressure skyrocket and winning such a high % of close games in the 8th and 9th innings in the earlygoings begs for a tragic leveling out period to come in the latter part of the season.
also, if jose valentin turns out to be the best second baseman the Mets have...Omar wins baseball's GM of the year.

-i am going to do more research on Ironhead Heyward's story...seems to be a lot more intriguing than what was initially reported over the weekend....

-boy am i praying for a mav- heat finals. but wade may not make it there if his ass keeps up his evil Kenvil impression.
also, i donot think walker can keep playing as well as he has....we shall see if he proves me wrong. wade and devin harris/jason terry will average 40plus if that occurs.
more later........

its dark and in hell its hot

Wow….what a weekend…I mean it was a solid 3 day weekend if there ever was one.
Friday I had not heard of anything special by the time I got off of work so I moseyed over to the gym to see what was crackin in there…for those of u who do not know this sandwich and cookie eater gores to the gym when in doubt….so Friday when I was in doubt, I moon walked to the gym. I walked in not expecting to do much, except lift a lil bit til the joint closed @ 9. But the gang of Asian dudes who I have come to appreciate their gangstah showed up. More about this later…. We balled pretty hard for about 90 minutes, which surprised the hell outta me since Fridays are not a typical good run night. We had a pretty good squad then de homie TreeC came and took a curfew man’s spot. De Nigerian nightmare aka 21 came and was talking shit which usually makes the games more fun but I was called a liar so I had to step my game up and hit a few more shots ‘for all the haters’. Fyi, for all those of you who do not know, I like to believe that I am a simple yet humble man. But when I put on them shorts and sneakers, I turn into some sort of 5 foot sumthin, 200lbs demon. It might be a character flaw, but at this point I do not really care much. I get riled up I talks junk and I often deliver. That’s really it. And on Friday my teammates and I did what we were posed to do. And TreeC gave NN aka 21 the business for the game winner which will definitely eat at 21 until the day he dies…..

After I left the gym, I went outside to pound the pavements and burn up the fone lines via verizon. To my surprise mad dudes were on dates for the night. I told folks I was gonna catch this game (mavs-suns), grub while doing so and will holla back when Im done. So I watched the last 16 minutes of the gamer Friday night. Oh yeah, it was monsooning on Friday for roughly 2 hours (9:30-11:30). Therefore making it virtually impossible to move and shake like I really wanted to. Anyway the homies E. and Dawle finguhz hit me up and told me to meet them at the arcade on fortydeuce. So after walkin past the hidden arcade 3 times I finally made it upstairs and did a good job wasting time on a non-fruitful Friday night…In all, I did spend mad $ on the games though…
Saturday I awoke hype as hell because I knew I was going to bk in the day time.(for those of you who do not know bk is a strange place. you will find some of the best women ever known to man out in bk however, it leads the tri-state area in ‘fiyah pon dem’ aka ‘shots for dat ass.’ So you could understand my glee when I knew I would be traveling in the light hours. At least, that way I could see which directions the shots are coming from if the drama pops off.) So me Dawle Finguhz boogie over the triboro bridge and get to the fantastic four’s BBQ. I walks in & almost trip over the smell of de x amount of ganja weed. I start smiling because that is bk in a nutshell. Very upfront and honest. I sees the fantastic four, mad boyfriends, mad men and a few girls, including whitney houston’s stunt double. This broad was nutz. I thought her azz was jokin when she walked past me and said ‘Im totally hot’. But apparently she was not jokin. It was a tragic site to behold. It was almost like watching the real time destruction of a decent looking young lady’s life. The broad spoke of her empty Louie bag more times than I was bumped into. She almost made my night. So much laughter was spawned from her actions that she almost got me to forget that it was more men in lime green at this shin dig than were women I had never seen before. Towards the end of the shin dig me, dawle, baldy and the 3 proactiv lightskinned models went to some restaurant / club on 45th and ave h called, ‘its dark and in hell its hot.’ Well that was not actually the name but shitttttttt that what the name shoulda been. I believe I stood as motionless as I could and still, I sweated out all the grub I had devoured on Halsey. This spot warrants a return trip because we got in @2 with shorts on and sneakers and got in for the free….
Sunday, I awoke in a pool of my own sweat. I smiled. Summer is here to stay. I woke up Sunday and remembered folks ball on my block @ noon. So I brushed my teethus, ran around the crib gathering my basketball garments (which included a dead frozen bottle of Life Water). I warm up pretty well and forget to stretch out and begin to ball I am moving around decently but not as well as I would like and it was not because of the heat. It was because of my being a ‘connOsewer’ of cookies. Well anyway we win the first and lose the second I takes my behind upstairs and gets showered up for my cousin’s crib in queens(BBQ). Me and de famO gets out there and it is the most boring of the boring there so I say whatup to everyone then does my best refugee impersonation and darts across the street to de homie Keenote crib. I fill the homie K in on the weekend up until that point as we ride around running errands. I explained that im going to the Sunday night shin dig that we all discussed. I finish up the queens adventure in high style cuz my lil wild mouthed cousins came thru and when they are around a great time is always had by all.
I hot foot it out to the shin dig and is greeted by the longest line I had ever seen in front of one of the 3 kings events. Simultaneously, I am immediately forlorn and impressed. Now I gotta pay $(I would miss ‘the free before 11 edict’) but im seein mad broads on line. So I guess there was a lil give and take in that instance. Blah blah blah best 3 kings party in at least 365 days, I leave, drop folks off, get fish, get home and check email @6 in the morning.
Monday I wakes the hell up hotter than a runaway slave in a wool blanket in a basement in July. I was chosen to be the house hero and go to the store to get toilet paper. I notice that tonight’s playoff game is on free TV so I am hype! (I live in poverty, therefore, no cable) in key food I get a call from Widget to come thru for BBQ. I exclaim Dynomite! And purchased some stuff for the pending grub down. I gets over there and sees the famO …good times, good times….told jokes….good times…im tired and got work to do….so im out…june is gonna be verie crazy… I promise.

draft analysis may 24th

1. Toronto -- LaMarcus Aldridge, C, Texas2. Chicago -- Tyrus Thomas, SF, LSU 3. Charlotte -- Adam Morrison, SF, Gonzaga4. Portland -- Brandon Roy, G, Washington 5. Atlanta -- Andrea Bargnani, PF, Benetton Treviso (Italy) 6. Minnesota -- Rudy Gay, SF, Connecticut 7. Boston -- Marcus Williams, PG, Connecticut 8. Houston -- Randy Foye, SG, Villanova 9. Golden State -- Tiago Splitter, PF, Tau Ceramica (Spain) 10. Seattle -- Shelden Williams, PF, Duke 11. Orlando -- J.J. Redick, SG, Duke 12. New Orleans -- Rodney Carney, SF, Memphis 13. Philadelphia -- Shawne Williams, SF, Memphis 14. Utah -- Ronnie Brewer, SG, Arkansas

the above was some espn dude's warped sense ofthe draft as of today.
i wrote a song about it. hear it go...................
1. Toronto need best dude available (i have no cable which means i have no clue) Alridge might be best fit since villanueva and bosh are more garnett/big slasher type guys and they might need a 'good sloth type dude'aka back to the basket boy
2. Chicago (from New York) either thomas(Im calling him Kenyon Martin with less headache and more offense..., relatively speaking of course) or aldridge(whomever is left) they need bigs
3. Charlotte-this seems taylor made for Morrison but stranger things have happened.
4. Portland need the best citizen available(Im guessing rudy gay would be a tragic pick but his college teammate marcus williams(the Dell spokesman) might be a better fit since PTBs get a PG every year.
5. Atlanta- seems way too high but marcus williams will probably go here (unless a 7 footer is still available)
6. Minnesota- Brandon Roy is a steal at this pick. My sleep pick for rookie of the year(no matter what team he goes to.
7. Boston- Andreas Bournolotti (dirk Nowitki's cousin and the librarian's son.)
8. Houston- Randy Foye Or Shelden Williams here. Both can/will stand out if selected here.
9. Golden State- Shelden Williams(need a banger more than anything)Richardson is ready to take it to another level barring injury. and TM is real, get him 15-18 shots a game and u will see.
10. Seattle- they need Gsus.
11. Orlando- if they can steal JJ or the next best shooter in the draft Lawd Havest Mercy...
12. New Orleans(could use JJ (shooter) they need to get best dude available as well but JJ might not be here. but they could go JJ here and a big@# 15(since none are superdynamite) and still have an B+ draft grade.
13. Philadelphia- for excitement,sneaker endorsements, posters & revenue i hope they go carney with this pick.
14. Utah- Im thinking the go for shooter here. AK47, AA aka Boozer and Okur started to get things poppin at the end of the season as JKidd's fat brother was playin better too.
15. New Orleans (from Milwaukee)O'bryant from Bradley here(i doubt he will still bearound) if not hilton armstrong.
16. Chicago- my advice to Paxie is to get another 7 footer no matter if he can breathe or not. the one #15 does not take...
17. Indiana- Shannon Brown he is good and they need another wing since Peja and/or sadahpop Stevie may both be on their way out.
18. Washington- somehow someway they have to get a shooter no matter his height.(almost as desperate as Denver) Quincy Douby he can shoot and im running out of names.
19. Sacramento- Afflao he went to school on the west coast.
20. New York (from Denver through Toronto and New Jersey) eurocat? Tego Calderon or Tiego Splitter. Calderon may be the more popular pick in these parts...
21. Phoenix (from L.A. Lakers through Atlanta and Boston) get Carl lewis' adopted son (if there is one) o-kay! (wit a simultaneous headsnap and a finger wave)
22. New Jersey (from L.A. Clippers through Denver and Orlando) these two net picks if they are not traded need to get the best players left no matter the position(except the 2/3) they need a big no matter what he does well and a backup PG,4, & 5.
23. New Jersey see #22. Aaron Gray from Pittsburgh could work here.
24. Memphis best offensive PG prospect left.
25. Cleveland- the person left with the highest PPG average or an undercoverkiller. when u have Eric snow and damon jones as your 1s, u will not get many points there. Darius Wahington Jr
26. L.A. Lakers (from Miami) shaq's eldest son? try the dude from down the road, Jordan Farmar.
27. Phoenix-Josh Boone he is six 10, has two legs, runs well and he is lightskinned(if u have ever been to Phoenix u would understand my latter point)
28. Dallas-get someone here that does tattoos...marquis daniels always looks like he needs a friend
29. New York (from San Antonio) some asshole pick...im guessng they take the angriest man in the NCAAs
30. Portland (from Detroit through Utah) Gandhi's great grandson.

yo that one dude's list. I cannot imagine it being anywhere near that...

poland spring

my bad ya'll im wildin; but what de hell happened to Wayne Palmer and Curtis in the last 3,4 episodes of 24? I was lookin for Wayne to bust out the casket and cap off presi Logan. oh well. ahaha i was kinda laffin when jack got duped into the hands of the Chinese. he been doing hot shit all day long and got caught slippin. he was soo hyped to speak to his daughter he lost all types of focus. very realistic i feel.
u think logan had a contingency plan to alert the chinese of jack's 'vitality'? i dunno. im hyped though. i have no clue what de fuk they gonna have jackieb doin next january though... i feel like this season started out the best of any...im thinkin season 1 is still the best in my book.
prison break and 24 need to stay on the same night. thats all i know cuz i plan on getting my roids on 3 nights a week and for them 2 shows to separate will hurt my development into the ultimate warrior from my current JYD.
-also who wanna bet on the playoffs?
----ya'll heard the latest DMX track (Gsus walks wit me part2.32)?
--- also jiggaman got a lil getback on a remix(still have not heard it myself though)
im jus askin...u fools know i dont bet on stuff i cannot control.

meNowanNobakechicken!

good day folks. 1st time blog for the guy typing right now. this feels funny. so let me give some acknowledgements: SippyMomo & A.F.O.M.G. for inspiring me (actually, I was trying to set up a response to one of your posts and fell into my own blog account) KISS FM's morning show which had a great skit this morning with the day's blog title in it.big shout to my employers who set me up with a really random room that allows me to do all types of time wasting shit. im out for now but holla at ya boy...
oh wait. From day to day, im going to be discussing my favorite teams Mets, Giants, the NBA as a whole and whatever the phuk I feel like at the moment.
thank you
come back soon ya hear!