Lil' kids get they azzwhupped for singing my song. part 1

The title has nothing to do with today's blog. It is just a new M.O.P. track.
and if u know me, u know I digs thee Mash out posse.
So Saturday night, I gets the boyz and we go check the long lost FarWrock boy at his birthday thing in Brooklyn. I mapquests the venue and we got 2 cars and we rolling. We get out there without any major hiccups and we park within seconds.
We step out and see a dive bar with mad people that look like they listen to Electronica. I sees de BoyFarWrock and dap him up and exchange the pleasantries. After 5 minutes we all notice there are 'no ladies of our liking' in the area. Folks are smoking in the bar so I stand outside attempting to breathe fresh air. While I'm outside , I do my best lookout impression and post up on the block. Literally like one semi attractive girl within the ages of 20-44 passed by per 25 minutes. Mind you like 50-60 people passed by during that time. Half were gay men( or those tight pant wearing dudes (to me it is all de same).)
So maybe 45 minutes in, I see a car with PA plates pass by with two darkish skinneded ladies I wave at them to come back. They continue to drive by really slowly. So, whatever, mad complaining about what the next move should be ensues...about ten minutes later two ladies come strollin down the block. Tie gets into character and I watch. He stops the two ladies under the ruse that he is originates from England and is looking for a nice place to go have fun in the neighborhood. The ladies are intrigued by his 'accent' and proceed to indulge his questions. I amd within earshot but I cannot stop laughing that I meander away . After about 5 minutes, I gather my composure and interject my physical being into the conversation. The ladies seem to be content with talkin with the 6,7 dudes that are outside at this point. FarWrock's family is outside yelling and complaining about howe he is hungry as if FarWrock can create sandwiches out of the air. FarWrock obliges and tells us they going to a spot to get pizza and chill. Im like, 'are we seriously going to a pizza shop?' as we walked away en route to the pizza spot. I am gettting my knock knock jokes in with one of the ladies(the closest one to me). She is cracking up (at this point, I start to wonder if she might have been drinking before I met her). Cuz they were D league chistes.
So we get to this super hole in the wall warehouse...'Capone'..free to enter, no dresscode but the vibe is rocker like wit Z 100 type music coming out. So the girls are hype, Tie always digs a party, mikeyJohnson is actually helping the vibe out with his energy. I got my funny man sneakershoes on so I am mad timid in the corner just telling my jokes and laughing about the decor of the spot. The have mad furniture and nooks and crannies that make it very possible to pop off in the spot. except it looks like they mop and/or vaccuum twice a week. So we walk inside further(oh I forgot to mention this place gives free pizza with every drink order; Hence , why we took OD hungry man to this spot.) So the thicker of the two (one who I have a little less opportunity to converse with comes over damn near as soon as I sit down on a bar stoool and says " No sittin here" . I am like ok she wants attention Im not opposed to giving it......
to be continued tomorrow..... I gotta go my supervisor BEEN left.!