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Damn you guys. Im lazy. This blog thing is like a part time job. Last weekend was interesting but I was too lazy to type out what made it pop.

Oh well. I went to Serena lounge after the gym on Thursday for metro sexual mike’s bday. By the time we got there it was mad late. Then we meandered over to via and we were late to that so it was not as cool as it shoulda been.
Went to work the next day then hustled down to Eugene’es for the free before 7pm afterwork shit. I got down there @640 and parked like5 blocks away.traffic plus parking rules caused that. I gets to the door with 5 minutes to spare. But before that, a lil dark brown dame pulls up to me and looks me in my face for mad long like yo…whats your name?’ I look around cuz I swear every new person on earth is a potential nemesis and I answer mas. She is clearly not satisfied and asks where U from? ‘The Bronx. Mah. Where u from?’ at this point her slightly less drunk friend comes over and apologizes for her loose friend. I say it is no problem at all. So right before the dame departs she virtually yells, “so…like what…um u into threesomes?” The whole street turned looked at me and laughed I was speechless as her slightly less drunk friend dragged her ass in the club. So after this exchange, u already know ya boy is hype. I gets to the front and some far away promoter man says he cannot let me in with sneakers. Mind you im at Eugene’s. For those of you who do not know Eugene’s is every states hood spot where during the club hours u can get in wit t-shirts sneakers and jerseys. SO as u already know, im upset not simply because of the dress code but the lack of cautionary information on the flyer . The email flyer never once mentioned a dress code at all and being that it was an afterwork event, I assumed there was no dress code, especially because of the spot and it was a Friday!

So I goes back to the whip 5 blocks away because I had a collared shirt and shoes there (uncomfy shoes). We gets in the spot Ainos is there with her peoples, Lewi is there as well. I sees the 3some broad inside and I smile at her and she comes over again. Mind you this is right after she was all up in some dude face for mad long. She does not recognize me and starts to rub my hair. We converse. she still does not claim to recognize me and I fall back. Later I sees this broad tonguing down some kissrapist. I laugh hysterically.Literally like 4 minutes after tonguing down the dude, she comes over to me trying to ‘wine up on me’. Im like ‘dude!’. Im in a no win situation. If I let this drunk hoe wine up on me , im gonna look like a sloppy seconds rapist to onlookers. If I nudge her off me, I shall look like a fool for being actively disinterested in a drunk broad. SO I basically stood there grabbing her waist but refusing her overtures to molest while dancing. I still don’t know what Gsus would do.
Why later on I saw a 5th grade ex classmate dancing as one of the night’s entertainers who were dancing on furniture above the crowd. Crazy. Stayed in de spot til 3 then went around the corner to 40 40 and caught up with folks over there til like 4 and was dead tired and dropped all these non whippers home.
Im tired
And im going back to eugene’s in 3 hours. Wow