draft analysis may 24th

1. Toronto -- LaMarcus Aldridge, C, Texas2. Chicago -- Tyrus Thomas, SF, LSU 3. Charlotte -- Adam Morrison, SF, Gonzaga4. Portland -- Brandon Roy, G, Washington 5. Atlanta -- Andrea Bargnani, PF, Benetton Treviso (Italy) 6. Minnesota -- Rudy Gay, SF, Connecticut 7. Boston -- Marcus Williams, PG, Connecticut 8. Houston -- Randy Foye, SG, Villanova 9. Golden State -- Tiago Splitter, PF, Tau Ceramica (Spain) 10. Seattle -- Shelden Williams, PF, Duke 11. Orlando -- J.J. Redick, SG, Duke 12. New Orleans -- Rodney Carney, SF, Memphis 13. Philadelphia -- Shawne Williams, SF, Memphis 14. Utah -- Ronnie Brewer, SG, Arkansas

the above was some espn dude's warped sense ofthe draft as of today.
i wrote a song about it. hear it go...................
1. Toronto need best dude available (i have no cable which means i have no clue) Alridge might be best fit since villanueva and bosh are more garnett/big slasher type guys and they might need a 'good sloth type dude'aka back to the basket boy
2. Chicago (from New York) either thomas(Im calling him Kenyon Martin with less headache and more offense..., relatively speaking of course) or aldridge(whomever is left) they need bigs
3. Charlotte-this seems taylor made for Morrison but stranger things have happened.
4. Portland need the best citizen available(Im guessing rudy gay would be a tragic pick but his college teammate marcus williams(the Dell spokesman) might be a better fit since PTBs get a PG every year.
5. Atlanta- seems way too high but marcus williams will probably go here (unless a 7 footer is still available)
6. Minnesota- Brandon Roy is a steal at this pick. My sleep pick for rookie of the year(no matter what team he goes to.
7. Boston- Andreas Bournolotti (dirk Nowitki's cousin and the librarian's son.)
8. Houston- Randy Foye Or Shelden Williams here. Both can/will stand out if selected here.
9. Golden State- Shelden Williams(need a banger more than anything)Richardson is ready to take it to another level barring injury. and TM is real, get him 15-18 shots a game and u will see.
10. Seattle- they need Gsus.
11. Orlando- if they can steal JJ or the next best shooter in the draft Lawd Havest Mercy...
12. New Orleans(could use JJ (shooter) they need to get best dude available as well but JJ might not be here. but they could go JJ here and a big@# 15(since none are superdynamite) and still have an B+ draft grade.
13. Philadelphia- for excitement,sneaker endorsements, posters & revenue i hope they go carney with this pick.
14. Utah- Im thinking the go for shooter here. AK47, AA aka Boozer and Okur started to get things poppin at the end of the season as JKidd's fat brother was playin better too.
15. New Orleans (from Milwaukee)O'bryant from Bradley here(i doubt he will still bearound) if not hilton armstrong.
16. Chicago- my advice to Paxie is to get another 7 footer no matter if he can breathe or not. the one #15 does not take...
17. Indiana- Shannon Brown he is good and they need another wing since Peja and/or sadahpop Stevie may both be on their way out.
18. Washington- somehow someway they have to get a shooter no matter his height.(almost as desperate as Denver) Quincy Douby he can shoot and im running out of names.
19. Sacramento- Afflao he went to school on the west coast.
20. New York (from Denver through Toronto and New Jersey) eurocat? Tego Calderon or Tiego Splitter. Calderon may be the more popular pick in these parts...
21. Phoenix (from L.A. Lakers through Atlanta and Boston) get Carl lewis' adopted son (if there is one) o-kay! (wit a simultaneous headsnap and a finger wave)
22. New Jersey (from L.A. Clippers through Denver and Orlando) these two net picks if they are not traded need to get the best players left no matter the position(except the 2/3) they need a big no matter what he does well and a backup PG,4, & 5.
23. New Jersey see #22. Aaron Gray from Pittsburgh could work here.
24. Memphis best offensive PG prospect left.
25. Cleveland- the person left with the highest PPG average or an undercoverkiller. when u have Eric snow and damon jones as your 1s, u will not get many points there. Darius Wahington Jr
26. L.A. Lakers (from Miami) shaq's eldest son? try the dude from down the road, Jordan Farmar.
27. Phoenix-Josh Boone he is six 10, has two legs, runs well and he is lightskinned(if u have ever been to Phoenix u would understand my latter point)
28. Dallas-get someone here that does tattoos...marquis daniels always looks like he needs a friend
29. New York (from San Antonio) some asshole pick...im guessng they take the angriest man in the NCAAs
30. Portland (from Detroit through Utah) Gandhi's great grandson.

yo that one dude's list. I cannot imagine it being anywhere near that...