catch up real quick.

yeah man. im back. my bad for the delay. other life issues came up. baby momma trippin (AGAIN).
sike. I aint got no damn kids.
1st -Lets go mets. injuries occur and someone else steps up. I don't even mind if we are short for no because we have 3,4 guys coming back off injury that will be in our top sets of players.. Endy Chavez , Pedro Martinez, both starting catchers(Lo Duca,& Castro). and if they are not reeady we have guys who have been playing and have confidence on this level to produce and all of enjoyed success recently. Shawn Green even looked nimble filling in for Delgado at first base. just swept the Nationals. next up ... the Padres of San Diego fame.

I just found out I gotta take like 8 vacation days before december 30. I think I knew about that but I forgot alll about it. Can only carry over 5 vacation days max from year to year. Im upset. I really wanted to use mad days in Febuary and March/April.


Also my new co worker is OD sexy. hopefully she learns to dress like a grandmother. today she dressed like a professional auntie in the summer.

Im still rolling withthe NASCAR crew. She mad fun. Still on a once a week plan. Can't go too heavy too early. Im trying to be greybeard before I get a wife.
Plus, I'm on my Semi & Akeem ish. my royal oats aint ready to tap out yet. I'm still trying to either close the book on sweatyarmpits but with that being said Im trying to make sure aint no chemistry there. I did so much quality time/ legwork I owe it to myself to make sure. I go to DC this weekend so Ima try to see whatup with the 2,3 down there, I really hope they will be around.
ok Im out my supervisor left 45 minutes ago and I am still here like a jerk.
adios my friends.

Daytona 500

I get a call @9:45 pm askin if I was ready. I was not. SO I sped up.So Saturday I am on my way to meet the peoples. I leave my crib and put the word out that I am in the wheels and will be at the site in 30 minutes. They say cool we about to leave and and it take us 15-20 minutes. So I slightly speed, cuz honestly, Im hype. Mad details & research was done. Quality time spent.
So I am at the spot wit a good parking space.I As I was driving TreeC called me and said he bored and bhe about to come down and kick it. I call and they tell me they in traffic and just left...I go ok, Im in Union Square so I can walk slow and get to a decent spot to people watch in the meanwhile. As I get to the Blimpie's TreeC calls me like yo Im down here and about to look for parking. The girls call me like yo where are u we gotta get through this traffic. We still on the Williamsburg bridge. At this point I am outside of my car for 35 minutes. If I knew folks were gonna take forever I would stayed in my car and chilled wit cipha sounds who was covering for flex....So in all I am outside for a good hour once these girls greet me on 14th street by driving the two right tires on the sidewalk. Instinctively, I take a step back and contemplate running away in horror. But I still gets in. I tells the girls my boy TreeC is down here and wanna say hello. They hype but they tell me they gotta return to BK to help a locked out(no llaves) mother. So they go find TreeC in front of WashMU and tell him to follow us til we can find him a park. meanwhile I am sweating like a runaway slave that mistakenly ran into the slavemaster's mom & committed involuntary manslaughter. It was mad warm in the back of the coupe. My stomach was bubblin too. so that made me sweat OD amounts. I told them yo it is hot . I was told to 'shut up.' I said yo can u take down the windows a bit further. 'No shut UP.' Im like yo I m sweatin mad much this fabric radiates heat . I am told, If u would shut up u would noit be so hot. Moments later, I said yo can I get out. I was told to 'shut de fukup and u not getting out!' then finally she threw on the AC. TreeC finally find a space and all four of us are in. this is where I began to think of John Olerud. for those of you who did not know, John Oledrud is a ex Mets first baseman who did alot of important things in the mid 90s. the most important thing for this story is that he used to play defense with a helmet. At this point I wish I was john olerud so i can have my helmet.
Suhn
Shorty drove like Jeff Gordon on cocaine.She had to pee. I mean although we never crashed I have never felt so helpless in my life. they were yelling at cab drivers, running red lights wit the cops in plain sight, rolling down the windows to scream at pedestrains to hurry up and cross the street, high beaming people in the middle lanes of highways...you know..things of that nature. So me and TreeC crackin up laffin until we hit the highway and the mphs never seem to go down. We were in the Deloren and on our way to seeing Doc and Marty McFly. we were travelling so fast. I literally put my head between my legs like 3 times while we were on the Brooklyn bridge and we got off the BQE. We got to bk and I was out of it. TreeC was in better shape than me. At this point, my stomach was in official OD mode and my sweat was multiplying expoentially. So I'm like yo lemme go see what happens after we go up to her apartment and see if I can make a quick drop off. Somehow I did. We get back in the car and drives up to TreeC's car. He had to get out he was hungry as hell and was ready to pass out from these girls and their travelling style. TreeC jumps out gets into his vehicle then we boggie up to Broadway and meet the troops there. We chill in front of the pizza shop for a while then we go to the Hills. We get inside the hills and see like 15 people total. it was freezing in there . I assume they were expecting 2,3 times as many people inside. We spend mad time in their establishment doing the quality time thing. it was another group of girls who averaged C cup breastes that were very appealing(2/3s were one was fat wit wild hair..u already know what dat is bout). im getting interveiwed by the CIA's top agent ... mad questions are asked so I retreat into asno mode and asnwer everything wit I dunno'.
So after 25 minutes of 'I dunno' the bar closes and we go outside and the interrogation heats up. I realize I gotta answer the questions so I can overcome certain obstacles. I wanted to lie just to mess wit her, but I aint wanna deal wit the repercussions of it. She got the look and mouth like she can flip and make life mad difficult if she wants to. So I relinquished my hold on things(mostly cuz my grip was shaky anyway) and just answered mad questions... then the fun began.... in public(nothing epic occurred)
I got dropped off after breaking ground. good night in all. a bit scary and makes you look back on life but still good work by all involved. Everyone stepped up.
I got home @6:15am (u gotta remember I parked on 3rd ave at 1045pm and never touched it including all those other travels) and I was superfatigued I wanna say was sleep within10 minutes of me parking the car.
ch ch cheeeahhhhh

don't talk to me

dese hooees are annoying meeeeeee. 1 is just wack She has no attention span and want to blame you for everything short of global warming...
One is more bothersome by the day because she loves to respond to stuff without reading/ listening to your previous statement.
Another stay playing me and then wants to love me up when I see her.....
Two love actin like they miss me mad much (they outta state) but never call the kid back....
one im too nervous to deal wit cuz I am pretty sure she is crazy and will try to fistfite me in public if I offend her.
only one is actin semi right and we don't have a good enough rapport yet that I can demand things. but she real cool so far.
the girl I typed about like 11,12 posts ago from last summer is still around enough to where I hear about her and get sad like damnit. I need a chance to get promoted from the minors ...but I am not trippin over her as much lately.
I need to have some weekend trips pop off soon and go visit folks' from back in the days. Hopefully soon I will be in Ct to holla at Esmash. Kudos to him and his girl. She was super cool when I met her.... She made me wanna like a girl again. Like sit and watch tv together and go out together in the streets.
man ,.........
Im out
ahaha im not as tight as it seems.....
but I will punch a girl in de face if she eye level or taller....

part 3 the finale

Last on........Musings..........I
damn near run over to my car and we start the caravan wit Saqs as the new special guest in the car. KeyN is the navigator who admitted that he aint really know how to efficiently get from where we are to anywhere. So wit this being said we drive off. without a destination mind you. SO we need a guy to come with a viable option for 6 guys and 2 young ladies with 4 of the guys in sneakers, one genius wit shorts on and another dude wit some Michael Johnson's on(gold kicks).... and now part 3 of 3....
Now as we drive, KeyN is telling me he is unsure of the efficacy of the route chosen but he does not want to get us lost in bk at that time of night.So with no other option we boogie on and on,....and on..... Finally we arrive at Atlantic avenue and a spot named Essnece that is not much bigger than any NYC apartment. We get to the door and bouncer man says it is too crowded to let anyone else inside. I abruptly turn around. and we go back to sit and chat outside of the cars where they are parked across the street. During all this me and the thicker one are conversing and BSing about random stuff like etiquette and how I need to be closer to oncoming traffic and stuff. I keep saying that Ima scream and run if cars can rushing down the street and if she get ran over..oh well. So we outside and half the crew really wants to leave and the other half is indifferent. Michael Johnson shoes says he got 5 girls waiting on the word from us that were ready to meet us....
...Mind u he said five. However, those were the same five he swore he had on tap from 10 pm that night. As you can probably already tell, I don't believe in Michael Johnson shoes...he is annoying partly because of his first and second impressions, but still he does something each time that annoys me. I might be rough on him, but hey... Like I say to everyone else, Prove Me Wrong. I am getting in a good rhythm convsering with these two and this dude is claimin five and I have a feeling something will go wrong becuase that is a huge number of single females to be available @3 am on a Saturday. They either gonna be tired or drunk or both. So essentially, I am good where I am. Plus I needed to be awake @8:30 am. So I wasnot trying to go anywhere else. During this portion of the conversation I found out a bunch of key points. Both ladies were single. Thicker one stays in Bk fulltime and the driver stays in PA. Both were my age. Both graduated in 2005 from college(I think). Both went to school together for elementary school. Met back up and got tight while both attending college in the state of Virginia( at different schools).
In retrospect, I don't know why we didnot split up the group since we had 2 cars and the first set of non patient/ complaining dudes could roll to the rendezvous point. Anyway we rush through the conversations to appease KeyN who swears he has a good handle on the upcoming situation. I asked him if he got the details and he keeps repeating 'I spoke to them.' So the girls tell us they are going to call it a night since they have both been awake and on the move since 9 am. We said our awkward goodbyes as dudes were still complaining about why are we still here?' I felt their pain but I really felt like they should left. we had 2 cars. I dunno. trying to figure stuff out in retrospect can annoy ya brain. I go to give thicker one a hug and she is like damn u actin like u don't wanna touch me or sumthin like dat. So immediately, I realize she is right and I give my best fingerprintz 98' impression and hug her and press my face against hers mad aggressively so much so that she starts laffin at the sudden change in sexual energy level. and tenses up. I appreciated the cat and mouse in it all. We left. they left. and sunday I got a text while cleaning being on charcoal/fire duty of 4, 5 grills ...from guess who. the thicker one...and she told me to hit her since she now gave me her number(the previous night she simply took mine and didnot pass hers along)...

Progress is key.

oh and the five hoes aint show. We got all the way to the village to meet them broads and I get a fone call from Michael Johnson saying his hookups fell through....what a surprise!
think the film 'The Departed ' when Damon's character is texting Nicholson's character that is what I think went down....best case scenario.......
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Lil' kids get they azzwhupped for singing my song. part 2

Last on Musings....So we walk inside further(oh I forgot to mention this place gives free pizza with every drink order; Hence , why we took OD hungry man to this spot.) So the thicker of the two (one who I have a little less opportunity to converse with comes over damn near as soon as I sit down on a bar stoool and says " No sittin here" . I am like ok she wants attention Im not opposed to giving it......

....Now on to todays' episode on Musings......

SO it is some BS song on and Im really on the spot since there are literally 2 other people on the 'dance floor' so somehow we start joking and doing some sort of pump ya torso dance.Let me remind you all that I got my funny man sneakershoes on so I am not trying to do much more than walk it out. So we laugh and do some b S and then somehow that section is done. ALL de dudes are ready to go like yo we need to go elsewhere cuz this spot is wak.
In my head I am like yo I cannot allow this to go done. 1- these girls just met us for us to get them to roll with us another place is highly unlikely. Secondly, I had to be up @830 am in the BX and currently, it is already 130am in bk. So we tell them we gonna leave Capone's and find another place. As we are walkin out saying peace to FarWrock, the DJ puts on 2 old school reggae jams that got the gals dem winding up. I am like great just my luck. he puts on the music a funny sneakershoe compatable song when I am on the way out.

So the girls are like where we going. Basically we say we dont know and start walkin back to the cars. We get to the cars and after about 10 more minutes of chatting, the girls let us know dat they are parked down the road. and before I could realize what is going on the thicker one grabs me up(again ) like yo u comin wit us. So I am semi shocked and semi honored( cuz Like i said it was like 7 of us guys out at this point). We walking to their car (which turned out to be 4 blocks away) and I am practically begging them to take down someone's number. (If any of u can recall, I had a few failures that stemmed from not taking numbers early enough) . They basically refuse to actively take numbers down. We gets to the car. I instantly realize this is the same car with PA plates that had passed by earlier when i waved for them to come back! Inside, I am laughing at this point and wondering if they consciously made the decision to walk back to where we were or what.
So once inside, I tells the thicker one to take a number down. I gives her my verizon number. When we get back to the boys it is apparent that they are rollling with us to the next phantom spot(we still ain't figure out where we were posed to go). So I hop out cuz I know the boys are very annoyed at having to wait for so long. the thicker one asks, oy whose number did u give me? I said MINE. She was like u aint say it was yours, you just said to take it down.' I said ok...
I damn near run over to my car and we start the caravan wit Saqs as the new special guest in the car. KeyN is the navigator who admitted that he aint really know how to efficiently get from where we are to anywhere. So wit this being said we drive off. without a destination mind you. SO we need a guy to come with a viable option for 6 guys and 2 young ladies with 4 of the guys in sneakers, one genius wit shorts on and another dude wit some Michael Johnson's on(gold kicks).... we now ask you to pardon this interruption but we now have a word from the President of the United States of America....

Lil' kids get they azzwhupped for singing my song. part 1

The title has nothing to do with today's blog. It is just a new M.O.P. track.
and if u know me, u know I digs thee Mash out posse.
So Saturday night, I gets the boyz and we go check the long lost FarWrock boy at his birthday thing in Brooklyn. I mapquests the venue and we got 2 cars and we rolling. We get out there without any major hiccups and we park within seconds.
We step out and see a dive bar with mad people that look like they listen to Electronica. I sees de BoyFarWrock and dap him up and exchange the pleasantries. After 5 minutes we all notice there are 'no ladies of our liking' in the area. Folks are smoking in the bar so I stand outside attempting to breathe fresh air. While I'm outside , I do my best lookout impression and post up on the block. Literally like one semi attractive girl within the ages of 20-44 passed by per 25 minutes. Mind you like 50-60 people passed by during that time. Half were gay men( or those tight pant wearing dudes (to me it is all de same).)
So maybe 45 minutes in, I see a car with PA plates pass by with two darkish skinneded ladies I wave at them to come back. They continue to drive by really slowly. So, whatever, mad complaining about what the next move should be ensues...about ten minutes later two ladies come strollin down the block. Tie gets into character and I watch. He stops the two ladies under the ruse that he is originates from England and is looking for a nice place to go have fun in the neighborhood. The ladies are intrigued by his 'accent' and proceed to indulge his questions. I amd within earshot but I cannot stop laughing that I meander away . After about 5 minutes, I gather my composure and interject my physical being into the conversation. The ladies seem to be content with talkin with the 6,7 dudes that are outside at this point. FarWrock's family is outside yelling and complaining about howe he is hungry as if FarWrock can create sandwiches out of the air. FarWrock obliges and tells us they going to a spot to get pizza and chill. Im like, 'are we seriously going to a pizza shop?' as we walked away en route to the pizza spot. I am gettting my knock knock jokes in with one of the ladies(the closest one to me). She is cracking up (at this point, I start to wonder if she might have been drinking before I met her). Cuz they were D league chistes.
So we get to this super hole in the wall warehouse...'Capone'..free to enter, no dresscode but the vibe is rocker like wit Z 100 type music coming out. So the girls are hype, Tie always digs a party, mikeyJohnson is actually helping the vibe out with his energy. I got my funny man sneakershoes on so I am mad timid in the corner just telling my jokes and laughing about the decor of the spot. The have mad furniture and nooks and crannies that make it very possible to pop off in the spot. except it looks like they mop and/or vaccuum twice a week. So we walk inside further(oh I forgot to mention this place gives free pizza with every drink order; Hence , why we took OD hungry man to this spot.) So the thicker of the two (one who I have a little less opportunity to converse with comes over damn near as soon as I sit down on a bar stoool and says " No sittin here" . I am like ok she wants attention Im not opposed to giving it......
to be continued tomorrow..... I gotta go my supervisor BEEN left.!

MLB allstarbreak

MLB All Star game was pretty good...Everyone is bashing LaRussa for not using Pujols. Oh well. I dont care either way too much. LaRussa held out his multiple all star berth MVP. It is bettter to hold out Pujols than to leave someone out who is in his 1st or 2nd all star game.

Also, someone needs to explain to me why Jose Reyes played 7 innings and JJ Hardy 2innings at the same position. both of them are 'natural' shortstops. That did not seem fair to the Brewer fans and /or Hardy.

I loved the fact that I was able to see four Met players and Ken Griffey junior in the same allstar game. and yes that includes the freak bounce off of the wall by Ichiro's inside the park home run.

That home run derby was ok. not bad and not great. Rios and Holliday impressed me(I have really never seen them play before). Prince Fielder sukked. Pujols was ok.

Vladimir is such a beast because he gets it done wit 1949 equipment. He uses tape and no batting gloves on his hands to bat.

It woulda been dope if ARod attempted to truck russell martin at home in the 4th inning.

Lets all hope that the Mets' Lastings Milledge comes up and plays his best ball of his life.
cuz if not...they gonna trade his butt. Pedro might be back in 3 weeks. wow. If he makes 4 starts before the playoffs I would be elated.
ok im out...