Labor day weekend (first real installment)

however,.......From Sunday, 10pm til Monday 7pm.....
wow
went to a party my boy was throwing on 54th street...mad broads came thru early too... cats got to work early...we was partyin like it was eclipse weekend at conncoll..(aka excitedly making things happen by 12am) we were going hard in de crowded ass, medium sized lounge.... we shoulda left @3am (after good productivity from my whole crew) but my homegirl lost her phone and my boy was Gmackin so we aint leave til 4:15...come to find out it was 6 broads in bk waiting on our arrival which i aint know of until 4 am....great.

oh yeah my boy tossed this pump fakin, waste of time broad’s head into a steel door. I laughed as her shoes flew off while her head simultaneously hit the entrance. Trust me, it was funny.

We gets to bk and I see a bunch (4, 5) of broads that could be my sparring partner for the role of the mother of my children. Immediately I am forlorn because I realize that the last 2 hours would have been much better spent in Brooklyn. Also because I had a tight ass blue hoodie from out my trunk because my shirt was drenched from the party (first time in a while ya boy was drenched from a shindig, u besta believe…)

So I jumps out and go to the trunk to get into my jouvert clothes- Which included a bright Orange T shirt and some 4, 5 year old shorts and my gum stained Lebrons. I comes back in and broads are sleepy which made sense since it was 545 in de am (roughly). SO those three leave and I implore everyone to get dressed and meet us on the parkway. No one listens.

The boys get to the crib @635 and proceed to finish off 3/4s of a galloon of Henny. By 7:25 everyone in the crib is stretched out and sleep. I wakes up @1015 and proceed to put on the rebroadcast of VMAs and watch Beyonce do her wack trenchcoat dance in front of the homosexually male camera director.
We walks out of the crib around 1230pm wit me with 2 turkey N cheese sandwiches, a butter roll, and 128 ounces of citrus punch in my bag.
Oh yes
We were going to war……